The DC Porn Shop Clerk!!!

Guys, I thought this was really cute...  Figured some of you might enjoy reading these text messages I got from a local DC porn shop worker who I bought a hot Jock Strap from.  Barely spoke any words outside of thank you and handing him my credit card.  A couple hours later, I got these texts from this guy. 

+1703622----: Adam you are much hotter in person. 9:18 PM

Me: Aww.. Tk u so much! :) 9:19 PM

Me: And hv we met?? 9:20 PM

+1703622----: U bought underwear from me today. 9:20 PM

+1703622----: I always wanted to book u but never have 9:20 PM

Me: Haha.... Wow.. Thts funny!!! 9:21 PM

Me: Great!! 9:21 PM

Me: I Love them too! 9:21 PM

+1703622----: How do they look? 9:22 PM

+1703622----: You are so hot :) 9:22 PM

+1703622----: I'm sure you look great in them 9:22 PM

Me: Client went Nuts!! :-p 9:22 PM

Me: Haha... Tks. 9:22 PM

Me: Shop looks real nice. 9:23 PM

+1703622----: Thanks 9:23 PM

+1703622----: Hope he gave u a big tip :) 9:23 PM

Me: More like I gave HIM a "Big Tip":) 9:27 PM

+1703622----: I know that I've seen your pics :)

I didn't want to lead him on or anything..  Just don't really work like that.  Could've continued the "hire me" conversation, but I just let my ads do that kind of stuff for me.  Maybe some of you might get what I mean...  ??  ;')  Anyway let me know if you enjoy these little stories..